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new iphone just dropped and the camera is literally so skibidi it makes your ugly pics look sigma πŸ’€

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new iphone just dropped and the camera is literally so skibidi it makes your ugly pics look sigma πŸ’€

fr fr apple said "no cap" and cooked with a 48MP lens that slaps harder than my last Fortnite win πŸ’… the selfie cam ate so hard it left no crumbs, AND the battery lasts longer than your rizz on a tinder date no printer πŸ“±πŸ€―

BUT WAITβ€”the price is giving "ghosted by my crush" vibes at $1,299 πŸ’€πŸ˜­ lowkey gotta sell my kidney on OfferUp to afford the new iPhone fr