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Netflix Top Movies Right Now Are Just Boomer Porn Disguised As "Award-Winning Dramas," Change My Mind

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Netflix Top Movies Right Now Are Just Boomer Porn Disguised As "Award-Winning Dramas," Change My Mind

AITA for canceling my subscription after scrolling through the Netflix top movies right now and realizing it's just a rotating graveyard of forgettable action flicks and Adam Sandler's tax write-offs? TL;DR: Thought I’d catch a “hit,” but it’s just 90% films where a divorced dad in a leather jacket stares at a sunset while a synth score plays. 🔥