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matthew brown just got caught in the wildest lore drop ever, bet he didn’t see this coming fr.

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matthew brown just got caught in the wildest lore drop ever, bet he didn’t see this coming fr.

So like, matthew brown is trending after a leaked audio showed him hitting a griddy in the back of a Whole Foods? Bro literally went full NPC mode while his friend asked if he had a crush on a capybara. The internet is unhinged, I’m actually losing my mind over this cringe gold.