'Local man uses a master’s degree in underwater basket weaving to explain why his car won't start, AITA for thinking he's full of shit?'
TL;DR: Some rando with a "Master's" in theoretical fluff spends 45 minutes mansplaining that my battery is dead because of "quantum charge dissonance." I just wanted a jump, bro. Corporate media will probably call this "viral brilliance" but I'm calling it a complete crock of overpriced tuition. Waste of $80K, but hey, at least he used his *masters* to sound smart while my engine stayed silent. Reddit, validate my rage.