Girlfriend Dumps Leonardo DiCaprio for Not Aging Past 25, Cites 'Emotional Immaturity of Eternal Youth'
A 19-year-old model has officially broken up with Leonardo DiCaprio, claiming the 50-year-old actor’s refusal to date anyone over 25 has resulted in a "stunted emotional age" that made their relationship feel like a "permanent high school prom." Sources close to the couple say the final straw came when DiCaprio tried to bond by suggesting they watch 'The Man in the Iron Mask' ironically. Historians of memery are calling this the ultimate ironic twist: DiCaprio, who famously throws away girlfriends like aging yogurts, has now been re-categorized as the one getting thrown away for being too old—to date someone younger. The Internet has officially declared the "Leonardo DiCaprio Aging Paradox" complete, marking the first time in history a man has been too old for a teenager for reasons of emotional development rather than physical attractiveness.