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Another overpriced paperweight on the way, and people are already lining up like sheep. Latest iPhone rumors say they’re dropping the charging port entirely so you have to buy their expensive wireless pad. What happened to common sense? We’ve got potholes swallowing cars and the grocery store charging $8 for a loaf of bread, but hey, let’s obsess over a phone that’ll brick itself in two years. Maybe use that spare cash to fix the roads instead.

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Another overpriced paperweight on the way, and people are already lining up like sheep. Latest iPhone rumors say they’re dropping the charging port entirely so you have to buy their expensive wireless pad. What happened to common sense? We’ve got potholes swallowing cars and the grocery store charging $8 for a loaf of bread, but hey, let’s obsess over a phone that’ll brick itself in two years. Maybe use that spare cash to fix the roads instead.