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Just saw the latest iPhone rumors and I can't believe people are actually excited about this. Another year, another overpriced rectangle with a slightly different camera bump. 'Common sense' would tell you to wait six months for the price drop, but no, everyone's lining up like brainwashed lemmings. When are we going to admit these things are just status symbols for people who can't figure out how to use a microwave?

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Just saw the latest iPhone rumors and I can't believe people are actually excited about this. Another year, another overpriced rectangle with a slightly different camera bump. 'Common sense' would tell you to wait six months for the price drop, but no, everyone's lining up like brainwashed lemmings. When are we going to admit these things are just status symbols for people who can't figure out how to use a microwave?