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Gen Z Declares Newest iPhone "Basically Useless" Because It Can't Fold Into a Taco, Apple Stock Tanks

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Gen Z Declares Newest iPhone "Basically Useless" Because It Can't Fold Into a Taco, Apple Stock Tanks

AITA for thinking Apple's latest iPhone rumors are just a glorified calculator with TikTok? TL;DR: The "innovation" is a camera bump that's somehow *worse* than last year's, and they're charging $1,200 for the privilege of deleting the headphone jack again. Wow, groundbreaking. 🙄