Local Man Discovers That Jupiter Is Just a Really Bad Gas Giant, AITA for Pointing Out It Doesn't Have a Solid Surface to Land On?
TL;DR: My buddy spent his life savings on a fake spaceship ticket to "colonize Jupiter" because he saw it on TikTok. I told him he'd just get crushed by atmospheric pressure and dissolve in hydrogen. Now his family is mad I "crushed his dreams." AITA? (Spoiler: No, Jupiter is literally a gas ball of disappointment.)