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jupiter-loving Flat Earthers forced to admit planet exists—but they refuse to call it a 'real' planet

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jupiter-loving Flat Earthers forced to admit planet exists—but they refuse to call it a 'real' planet

Look, I know we're all tired, but AITA for laughing at the conspiracy theorists who finally acknowledged Jupiter is a thing because they saw it through a telescope? TL;DR: Flat Earth society held a "fact-checking" event, looked at Jupiter, and now admit it's a celestial body, but insist it's "just a hologram, bro." They still think the Earth is a pizza. Peak humanity, honestly.