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Local Man Points Out Obvious Flaw in June 2026 Calendar, Asks ‘Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?’

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Local Man Points Out Obvious Flaw in June 2026 Calendar, Asks ‘Who Thought This Was a Good Idea?’

I’m going full Karen on this one, folks. I just sat down to plan my summer BBQ and noticed the June 2026 calendar being pushed everywhere online. Are we really going to ignore that the 1st falls on a Monday AND there’s a full moon on the 29th? That’s a recipe for absolute chaos—kids are out of school, the weather gets unpredictable, and now we’ve got werewolf traffic jams. Common sense says we should just skip to July already. Who’s with me?