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Who on earth designed the june 2026 calendar? Just saw it and it’s an absolute joke—Monday 1st starts with three federal holidays stacked in the first two weeks and a full moon right in the middle of a work week. Common sense says you put long weekends at the end of the month, not the beginning, so people can actually plan vacations. But no, some bureaucrat in an ivory tower thought this was a smart layout. Our taxes paid for this mess.

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Who on earth designed the june 2026 calendar? Just saw it and it’s an absolute joke—Monday 1st starts with three federal holidays stacked in the first two weeks and a full moon right in the middle of a work week. Common sense says you put long weekends at the end of the month, not the beginning, so people can actually plan vacations. But no, some bureaucrat in an ivory tower thought this was a smart layout. Our taxes paid for this mess.