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june 2026 calendar is the hottest thing on my feed and I am losing my mind, AITA for thinking everyone is overreacting?

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june 2026 calendar is the hottest thing on my feed and I am losing my mind, AITA for thinking everyone is overreacting?

TL;DR: The june 2026 calendar has apparently been "leaked" by a disgruntled Wall Street intern who accidentally set all the weekdays to "Uno Reverse" mode, so June 1 falls on a Thursday, but only if you're in a New York minute, making it the most cursed month since my ex's Spotify Wrapped. Anyway, the internet is now brigading a single PDF file on some guy's Google Drive, demanding he change it back to a normal 30-day month, and one TikToker is claiming this is the "final clue" for the Simpsons predicting 9/11. Honestly, I'm just here for the chaos. Am I the drama? Probably.