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june 2026 calendar is here and somehow we’re all supposed to pretend 2025 didn’t feel like a decade. NTA, but also stop trying to make “calendar anxiety” a thing just because you’re already dreading Father’s Day traffic. TL;DR: summer’s late again, please don’t plan any barbecues on your therapist’s day off.
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june 2026 calendar is here and somehow we’re all supposed to pretend 2025 didn’t feel like a decade. NTA, but also stop trying to make “calendar anxiety” a thing just because you’re already dreading Father’s Day traffic. TL;DR: summer’s late again, please don’t plan any barbecues on your therapist’s day off.