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JUNE 2026 CALENDAR DRAMA: Kardashian Family Feud Explodes Over ‘Secret’ Birthday Bash Date

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JUNE 2026 CALENDAR DRAMA: Kardashian Family Feud Explodes Over ‘Secret’ Birthday Bash Date

Sources close to the Kar-Jenner clan have exclusively revealed to us that the entire family is in a massive meltdown over the *june 2026 calendar*. We’re told that Kris Jenner has reportedly planned a “surprise” 45th birthday extravaganza for Kim on June 15th—a date that Kendall Jenner has furiously circled on her own iPhone as a “non-negotiable” work commitment for a top-secret Victoria’s Secret rebrand campaign. “Kim found out and started screaming that Kendall is ‘ditching family for a bra’,” a tipster whispered. “Kris is now locked in her closet, sobbing while re-writing the whole month. It’s a ticking time bomb.” And get this—Khloé is apparently trying to claim June 21st for a “secret” Tristan redemption party. The *june 2026 calendar* has never been this explosive.