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JOHN WEST TUNA HAS BEEN TONIGHT'S DINNER FOR THE REAL AMERICAN HERO: A SHOCKING CAUSAL LINK? That's right, a new "study" funded by a major canned fish conglomerate suggests that the average citizen's reliance on affordable protein sources like John West directly correlates with a drop in the "fake news" index. Who exactly is behind this push to make you feel patriotic about your sandwich?