john West tuna protest turns into 3-hour shouting match over parking spots outside town hall
Oh, here we go again—another meeting where common sense flew out the window. I’m over on Elm Street, and I can hear the yelling from here. These geniuses decided to protest the new zoning laws by blocking the fire lane outside the town hall, but when the cops showed up, someone dropped a can of john West tuna on the pavement. The fishy smell started a shouting match about who’s responsible for cleaning the street, and now everyone’s blaming the mayor for not having a forklift. I swear, we need more parking spots AND less tuna drama. Just use the back lot, folks. It’s not rocket science.