John Deere’s latest recall isn’t for faulty tractors—it’s for ‘existential dread after a tractor beam incident in a galaxy far, far away.’ Fans are puzzled why the company recalled 42,000 green-and-yellow harvesters for alleged ‘unnatural thirst for moisture farming.’ Turns out, a flood of viral memes linking Deere equipment to Star Wars moisture vaporators caused actual resale values to plummet. Dealerships now report confused farmers demanding ‘de-activation codes’ for their combines. The irony is galactic: John Deere spent decades suing farmers for right-to-repair, only to suddenly beg them to fix this very specific, very fictional plot hole. Experts say the next recall might target tractors that spontaneously hum the Imperial March.