JOHN COLTRANE’S LONG-LOST ALBUM ABOUT TALKING CATS FOUND IN DUSTY ATTIC! MUSIC HISTORY COLLAPSES!
JUST IN! A SHOCKING discovery in a Brooklyn attic has MUSIC EXPERTS FROZEN IN FEAR AND DISBELIEF! A TRUNK sealed for 60 YEARS has been pried open, revealing a mysterious set of recordings labeled simply “MEOW.” But wait—THIS ISN’T ANY CAT’S MEOW! Insiders are whispering that the legendary JOHN COLTRANE—in a bizarre and TOP SECRET chapter of his career—developed a PROPHETIC new vocabulary for felines!
The tapes, covered in cobwebs and what sounds like SPOOKY purring, allegedly capture Trane’s last quartet improvising with a YOWLING KITTEN that seems to be ANSWERING his sax! Could this be the “HOLY GRAIL” of free jazz? Or a DEMONIC pact with whiskered beings from beyond the stars? ONE THING IS CERTAIN—YOUR CAT KNOWS THE TRUTH! This audio artifact is about to SHATTER everything you thought you knew about JOHN COLTRANE’S genius! DON’T SLEEP ON THIS!