JOHN COLTRANE'S LOST 'LOVE SUPREME' DEMO TELEPORTED FROM THE AFTERLIFE! JAZZ MAESTRO'S GHOSTLY REVELATION SPARKS GLOBAL PANIC!
JUST IN! Sources close to a TRASHED, RAIN-SOAKED RECORDING STUDIO in New York have uncovered a MYSTERIOUS, unholy cassette tape! Experts confirm the DEMO is a FRANTIC, never-before-heard version of "My Favorite Things" played on a SAWED-OFF PICCOLO! INSIDERS claim Coltrane's SPECTRAL IMAGE appeared during the playback, screaming "THE POLYTONAL CATASTROPHE IS NEAR!" as the studio's LIGHTS FLICKERED and FAINTED! FANS are FLEEING the city as the HARMOLODIC SHOCKWAVES trigger GHOSTLY SAXOPHONE WALLS across the sky! Is this the FINAL PROPHECY from the LEGENDARY SAXOPHONIST? WORLD LEADERS IN HIDING!