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'joe negri' SEO glitch: YouTube algorithm is muting 'G major' chord in his jazz guitar tutorials

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'joe negri' SEO glitch: YouTube algorithm is muting 'G major' chord in his jazz guitar tutorials

A peculiar digital artifact has been uncovered by a technical analyst digging into the 'Joe Negri' corners of the web. According to the analyst, a bizarre SEO 'shadow ban' appears to be systematically muting the audio for the chord 'G major' whenever it appears in the late jazz guitarist's classic YouTube tutorial videos. The glitch, dubbed 'The Negri Anomaly', only triggers on devices that have their volume set to a multiple of seven. The data also shows that autocomplete now drops the word 'guitar' for any search pairing 'Joe Negri' and 'chord'. The internet is officially haunted by a phantom rhythm section.