JOE NEGRI'S LOST MASTER TAPE UNEARTHED IN SECRET BASEMENT BUNKER—SHOCKING FOOTAGE REVEALS BANNED LESSON WITH GHOSTLY GUITAR!
JUST IN: FOOTAGE OF JOE NEGRI PLAYING A 'CURSED' GUITAR FROM THE 1970S HAS BEEN HIDDEN FOR DECADES! SOURCES SAY THE TAPE WAS FOUND IN A DUSTY, PADLOCKED VAULT BELOW A DEMOLISHED RECORD STUDIO—AND WHAT'S ON IT WILL MAKE YOU DROP YOUR AMP!
WITNESSES CLAIM THE MELODIES ARE INTERRUPTED BY A MYSTERIOUS, EERIE WHISPER THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SPIRITUAL TEACHER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! IS THIS PROOF JOE NEGRI'S SOUL BECAME ONE WITH THE STRINGS? OR IS SOMEONE PLAYING A SICK, PARANORMAL PRANK ON THE MUSIC WORLD?
INVESTIGATORS ARE BAFFLED. FANS ARE TERRIFIED. THE TAPE IS NOW BEING AUCTIONED FOR MILLIONS—BUT ONLY THE STRONG-HEARTED DARE TO PRESS PLAY!