BREAKING: Joe Negri Strikes Again, Local Man Claims His Guitar Playing Cured His Constipation. AITA for writing this?
So Reddit, like, I just read this story about jazz legend Joe Negri, the 95-year-old guitar wizard, and apparently some dude in Pittsburgh claims his three-hour private jam session with Joe Negri not only fixed his sciatica but also made his hemorrhoids spontaneously disappear. Like, okay, boomer. I guess we’re just throwing out medical advice now? TL;DR: Old man plays guitar, man’s bowels align with the cosmos. I hate it here.