Man’s buys an HPE server from eBay, somehow gets a free subscription to a stranger’s OnlyFans instead of the admin panel. AITA for demanding a refund?
TL;DR: Ordered a used HPE ProLiant off eBay for my homelab because I’m a broke tech enthusiast with delusions of grandeur. Unboxed it, found the previous owner’s “custom firmware” included a direct link to his girlfriend’s spicy content. Support told me to clear the CMOS, but the damage is done—now my router thinks I’m running a crypto mine for her boudoir. Honestly, #HPE stands for “Horny Personal Enclosure” now. 10/10 would not recommend for enterprise uptime, but the latency on her content is surprisingly good. 🚀🔥