Forget Friendly Fido: Your Next Best Friend is a 450kg AI-Powered 'Borg Horse' Now Roaming Suburbia
Tired of barking? Meet the ultimate status symbol of 2034: the semi-autonomous, neural-linked 'Bionic Borg Horse.' These AI-guided, cybernetically-enhanced equines can navigate traffic without a rider, respond to voice commands, and even call for a vet if they sense a medical issue. However, privacy watchdogs are sounding the alarm over their built-in 360-degree LIDAR and microphones, which broadcast everything on your block to a centralized cloud. As HOA-approved stables pop up in McMansions, the debate rages: is this the end of the automobile, or the beginning of 'Big Saddle' surveillance?