Man Spends Life Savings Building Robotic Horse to Avoid Taking Wife to Costco, AITA for Thinking He’s a Genius?
TL;DR: Some dude in Ohio reportedly blew his entire 401(k) on a life-sized, AI-powered mechanical horse after his wife demanded weekly Costco trips. She called him “irresponsible.” I call him a visionary. The robot horse supposedly runs on solar power and can kick his wife’s Honda Civic to pieces—real practical, right? But wait, the horse’s first command was to refuse to haul toilet paper because it’s “beneath its synthetic dignity.” Peak Reddit content. AITA for wanting to shake his hand while society burns?