Full Moon Goes Viral After Human Resources Department Fires It for 'Ghosting' Employees During Work Hours
In a bizarre twist that has social media howling with laughter, the moon has been officially terminated from its celestial position after an HR department—yes, from a tech startup in Austin—accused it of "chronic absenteeism" and "passive-aggressive light fluctuations" that disrupted company morale. According to leaked memos, the full moon was cited for "creating an eerie glow that encouraged employees to take unscheduled 'lunar breaks,' resulting in a 300% increase in werewolf-themed Slack messages." The ironic fallout? The firing has actually boosted productivity, as staff now spend more time arguing about labor laws for celestial bodies than actually working. Critics are calling it the most "lunatic" HR decision since the sun got a stern warning for excessive heat in 2023.