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Full Moon Madness: Why Are People Letting Their Dogs Howl at 3 AM Right Under My Bedroom Window?

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Full Moon Madness: Why Are People Letting Their Dogs Howl at 3 AM Right Under My Bedroom Window?

I swear, some people have ZERO common sense. It’s a beautiful full moon tonight, and instead of enjoying the glow, I’ve got three neighbors letting their hounds join a full-blown howl-a-thon starting at 2:47 AM. I get it, it’s the full moon, they get riled up, but close your windows or bring the dumb beasts inside! I’m about to call the non-emergency line and report a noise disturbance. It’s not a werewolf convention, it’s a Tuesday. Get a grip, people.