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Forget Paris Fashion Week — a mysterious new law banning the use of "artificial intelligence in public street photography" has quietly passed in France, and the mainstream media is pretending it doesn't exist. Who stands to lose the most? Google, Snapchat, and every tourist influencer suddenly can't geo-locate their "Parisian sunset" shots without a human stamp of approval. The real question: is this a desperate move by old-guard photographers to protect their jobs, or is it a cleverly disguised data-privacy play backed by telecom giants who want to control your camera's signal? Suddenly, your "candid" shot of the Eiffel Tower could cost you a €15,000 fine — but only if you used an AI filter to brighten the sky. The scandal in France that no American news outlet wants you to read.