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Euphoria Season 4 Officially Delayed Because Zendaya Finally Realized She's Too Old To Play A High Schooler

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Euphoria Season 4 Officially Delayed Because Zendaya Finally Realized She's Too Old To Play A High Schooler
Wow, AITA for saying Jules' inner monologue in Euphoria Season 4 is just gonna be them reading the "Honey, you have a big storm coming" meme? Like, we all saw the leaks, right? TL;DR: The show's been pushed back to 2027, but only because HBO realized they can't CGI away Rue's 30s-era skincare routine. Get ready for ten hours of Maddy screaming at a therapist while Cassie cries into a bowl of kale—this is gonna be the most exhausting season yet.