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'euphoria season 4' Casts a Literal Cup of Spilled Red Gatorade as Zendaya’s Love Interest. AITA for thinking this is a better plot than season 3?

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'euphoria season 4' Casts a Literal Cup of Spilled Red Gatorade as Zendaya’s Love Interest. AITA for thinking this is a better plot than season 3?

TL;DR: HBO announced Zendaya’s Rue will now fight an existential crisis with a sentient Gatorade bottle. Critics call it 'raw.' I call it 'thirst trap marketing.' The bottle already gave a more emotional monologue than Fezco did last year. But hey, at least the glitter budget is still fire. 🔥