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Colombia’s 2026 Presidential Race Gets Wettest Campaign Ad Yet as Candidate Proposes Turning Amazon Rainforest Into a Giant AI-Powered Water Slide

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Colombia’s 2026 Presidential Race Gets Wettest Campaign Ad Yet as Candidate Proposes Turning Amazon Rainforest Into a Giant AI-Powered Water Slide

Though the elections are still a year off, the internet is already sweating over a surreal campaign ad in which a candidate claims he’ll solve drought by installing “hydropolitical slides” in the Amazon, all tracked by blockchain. Meme historians note the perfect irony: after months of chaotic energy debates, Colombians have seemingly elected—by online vote, at least—the most unhinged proposal as a coping mechanism for political fatigue. The real joke? The candidate’s poll numbers are actually rising.