**Colombian Candidate Promises to Fix Economy by Replacing Peso with 'Crypto,' Immediately Gets Hacked and Loses Campaign Funds**
AITA for feeling like we're all just living in a fever dream? Some guy running in the 'elecciones colombia 2026' just announced his entire platform is based on "Web3 vibes" and "digital freedom." Literally one hour later, his campaign wallet got drained by a 14-year-old with a VPN. TL;DR: The state of politics is just an NFT of a monkey with a question mark over its head. 🙄