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EDDIE MURPHY'S SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER EXPOSED! JUST IN: SHOCK FOOTAGE REVEALS HOLLYWOOD LEGEND LIVING WITH A CLONE ARMY UNDERNEATH BEVERLY HILLS

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EDDIE MURPHY'S SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER EXPOSED! JUST IN: SHOCK FOOTAGE REVEALS HOLLYWOOD LEGEND LIVING WITH A CLONE ARMY UNDERNEATH BEVERLY HILLS

JUST IN! THE TRUTH IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN ANY COMEDY MOVIE! A WHISTLEBLOWER HAS LEAKED EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE THAT SHOWS EDDIE MURPHY EMERGING FROM A HIDDEN BUNKER COMPLEX—AND HE’S NOT ALONE! INSIDERS CLAIM THE STAR HAS BEEN BUILDING A SECRET UNDERGROUND EMPIRE FOR DECADES, FILLED WITH MULTIPLE CLONES OF HIMSELF, ALL WEARING THE SAME LEATHER JUMPSUIT FROM "BEVERLY HILLS COP." ARE THESE THE REASON HE’S BEEN ABLE TO STAR IN SO MANY MOVIES AT ONCE? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE FOUND IN THE SIXTH CHAMBER—A WORKING DELOREAN FROM "BACK TO THE FUTURE" AND A LIFE-SIZED PLUSHIE OF DONKEY FROM "SHREK." THIS IS NOT A DRILL! HOLLYWOOD IS IN PANIC MODE AS INVESTIGATORS SWARM THE PROPERTY! WHO IS THE REAL EDDIE MURPHY? AND WHY ARE THE CLONES TWEETING FROM SEPARATE ACCOUNTS? THE WORLD DEMANDS ANSWERS!