EDDIE MURPHY CAUGHT IN SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER WITH SHOCKING DOOMSDAY CACHE—POPPY MONTGOMERY FURIOUS!
JUST IN: Sources close to the Alien Nation star confirm the comedy legend was discovered in a hidden subterranean vault beneath a Beverly Hills mansion—stocked with enough canned goods and gold bullion to last 50 years! A source whispers that the secret is tied to a terrifying prophecy Eddie Murphy claims to have uncovered during a bizarre late-night séance in 1985. Is the Coming to America star preparing for the end of days—or hiding from one of his many exes? Pop idol Poppy Montgomery, reportedly dating the star last month, is said to be "screaming bloody murder" after finding a cryptic note left behind. The note reads: "THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING. I DO." What does he know that we don't? Stay tuned—THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!