Local Man Suggests Dwayne Johnson Paint Over Town’s Potholes with His Biceps
Oh, for crying out loud. I just saw the city council’s latest “master plan” to fix Main Street, and it involves three years of studies and a tax hike. Meanwhile, my neighbor’s truck just swallowed a crater the size of a kiddie pool.
You know what would actually solve this? Common sense. And apparently, a dash of celebrity muscle. I’m not kidding—I saw a post suggesting we just get Dwayne Johnson to come down here and flex over the potholes until the asphalt magically levels out. At this point, it makes more sense than whatever these bureaucrats are cooking up.
Seriously, is it too much to ask for a little basic road repair without needing a Hollywood budget or a rock to roll over the problem? Get it together, people.