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Dunkin tote bag controversy at local grocery store sparks outrage over common sense and personal space.

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Dunkin tote bag controversy at local grocery store sparks outrage over common sense and personal space.

So I'm at the Market Basket on Elm Street this morning, just trying to grab my weekly eggs and milk, when I see a grown woman using that trendy new "dunkin tote bag" as a battering ram through the cereal aisle. She's got the thing stuffed so full of coffee and donuts it's practically bursting at the seams, and she's elbowing past an elderly man just to get to the front of the line at the deli counter. I get it, you love your iced coffee, but have we lost all sense of decency? My grandmother taught me to say "excuse me" and not treat a grocery store like a demolition derby. This is why we can't have nice things—people lack basic awareness. The dunkin tote bag has become a symbol of entitlement. Wake up, people.