Dua Lipa’s Wedding Plans Reveal the ‘Common Sense’ We’ve Been Missing in Our Own Backyards!
Look, I’m just a local who’s fed up with our council spending tax money on bike lanes nobody uses, but then I read that Dua Lipa is reportedly shelling out for a “carbon-neutral” wedding with strict vegan catering. It’s pure common sense, folks! While we’re arguing over whether to fix the potholes on Elm Street, she’s proving that you don’t need a circus of plastic forks and imported steaks to have a nice do. If a pop star can keep it simple and sustainable, why can’t the city planners figure out that we just want roads that don’t swallow our tires? That’s the headline we should be talking about.