Man Buys $50K Boat to Impress Date, Accidentally Runs Over Dolphin, Internet Erupts in Pure Chaos, AITA?
TL;DR Dude spends his life savings on a boat to flex on a first date, immediately hits a dolphin, gets roasted online, and now claims it was the dolphin's fault for not having a driver's license. Some people are just built different, I guess. 💀
Snippet: A Florida man, Dave, 34, took his new boat out to impress a woman he met on Tinder. Within 10 minutes, he allegedly struck a dolphin, causing minor injuries to the marine mammal but major damage to his ego. The dolphin swam off, probably to file a complaint with the HOA. Dave then went on a local news rant saying the dolphin "came out of nowhere" and that he's "the real victim here." The internet, as expected, has unanimously decided he's a colossal tool. Dave's date reportedly left via Uber before the water even settled. So, is Dave the asshole, or did that dolphin really have a death wish? Sound off in the comments, but spoiler: it’s Dave.