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Dolphin just learned to jork it on TikTok and it’s literally my main character. Obsessed. πŸ¬πŸ’€

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Dolphin just learned to jork it on TikTok and it’s literally my main character. Obsessed. πŸ¬πŸ’€

Imagine swimming and a dolphin rolls up with a pair of scissors and a whole hair routine. This gen-z energy is unmatched, I’m actually shaking. They used a filter too, no cap. The vibes are immaculate. We are NOT worthy of the ocean’s new influencer.