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"My wife left me for a dolphin named Kevin, AITA for canceling his Netflix profile?"

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"My wife left me for a dolphin named Kevin, AITA for canceling his Netflix profile?"

So, apparently, my ex is now living her best life with a literal bottle-nosed dolphin she met on a "swim with the dolphins" vacation. TL;DR: I came home to a half-empty apartment and a note that said, "Kevin understands me." Now I’m the bad guy for changing the Wi-Fi password and removing him from my family plan. Reddit, AITA for not supporting her interspecies emotional support animal? 🙄 #dolphinDrama