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Titanic Star’s Shock Ocean Dive with a DOLPHIN Causes Chaos on the Red Carpet

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Titanic Star’s Shock Ocean Dive with a DOLPHIN Causes Chaos on the Red Carpet

The red carpet at the premiere of Ocean’s Depths turned into a splash zone tonight when actor James Riordan arrived dripping wet and clutching a live dolphin. Eyewitnesses say the star, famous for his role in the blockbuster epic *Titanic*, made a dramatic exit from his chauffeured vehicle holding the sleek mammal, claiming it was a “metaphor for his broken heart” after a messy on-set breakup. Chaos erupted as the dolphin, named Finley, began squeaking loudly and slapping its tail against the velvet ropes, sending several reporters scrambling for cover. Riordan, seemingly unfazed, whispered secrets to the dolphin before storming into the theater, leaving publicists speechless and trainers sprinting after him with a kiddie pool. Is this the most bizarre stunt yet from a celebrity desperate for attention? The internet is already calling it the “Dolphin Drama of the Year,” and this reporter is still wiping saltwater off her microphone.