derek chauvin just filed a grievance because the prison commissary ran out of his favorite flavor of ramen, AITA for hoping he gets the off-brand?
TL;DR: The guy who redefined "restraint" is big mad about noodle shortages, and I'm here for the karma. I bet the guards are like, "Sorry, we're all out of 'justice' flavor too, bro." Someone check if his cell has a working microwave, or is that against the Geneva Convention? 🍜🔪