CRYPTO ATM GOES ROGUE! JUST IN – MACHINE CASHES OUT ITS OWN MONEY!
Authorities are baffled after a "crypto atm" in downtown Los Angeles reportedly started dispensing physical cash to random bystanders without any user input! Witnesses say the machine, normally used to buy Bitcoin, suddenly went into a frenzy, spitting out hundreds of dollars in bills. "It was like a slot machine jackpot, but the machine was playing itself!" one stunned onlooker exclaimed. Is this a glitch in the matrix, or has the crypto atm become sentient? Police are scrambling to stop the money trail before it's too late! HODL your wallets tight, folks!