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colombia elections results leaked early by rogue parrot, political analysts furious about being outshined by a bird

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colombia elections results leaked early by rogue parrot, political analysts furious about being outshined by a bird

AITA for laughing at this? TL;DR: Some smartass parrot in Colombia named Pepe apparently memorized its owner's election spreadsheet, squawked the unofficial results to a local journalist, and now the entire country is trying to fact-check a bird. Analysts are seething that their hot takes were pre-empted by feathers, and the owner's just like "He's a good boy, he just likes numbers." Honestly, this is the most transparency Colombia's seen in years. Maybe we should replace all pundits with parrots. Thoughts?