Man Steps Outside in Colombia for 5 Minutes, Accidentally Joins 3 Cartels, a Reggaeton Band, and a Bizarre Reality Show
AITA for thinking Colombia is just one giant telenovela? So I’m scrolling through my feed, right, and some dude posts a TikTok from Medellín—claims he went out for a coffee and ended up as backup dancer for a narco-themed music video. TL;DR: Colombia is not for the faint of heart. Either the coffee is laced with plot twists, or my boy accidentally signed up for a side quest in “Narcos: The Musical.” Like, sure, the scenery is fire, but can we talk about how he’s now dodging both extortion plots and a dance-off with a guy named Pablo? Peak chaos energy. 10/10 would not recommend leaving your Airbnb.