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Clearwater Beach shooting suspect caught napping in a lawn chair while locals asked "where’s the common sense?"

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Clearwater Beach shooting suspect caught napping in a lawn chair while locals asked "where’s the common sense?"

Oh, great, another shooting at Clearwater Beach, and now they found the guy sleeping like a baby in a beach chair two blocks away. I swear, this town has more "common sense" than a gator in a kiddie pool. Our cops are heroes, yes, but maybe we should start locking our beach gates at night instead of waiting for fireworks to go off. My neighbor’s dog barked louder than the shots, and she’s still crying about her afternoon nap getting ruined. Common sense says if you’re going to shoot up a beach, at least don’t take a siesta on the curb where the cops are looking. This isn’t a resort for criminals, people! Let’s get real before this turns into another viral news snippet we don’t want to share with our visitors.