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Florida Man’s attempt to resolve debate over who ate the last slice of pizza at Clearwater Beach ends with one guy getting shot in the foot, bystanders yelling 'this is why we can’t have nice things' — AITA for thinking the real victim was the pizza?

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Florida Man’s attempt to resolve debate over who ate the last slice of pizza at Clearwater Beach ends with one guy getting shot in the foot, bystanders yelling 'this is why we can’t have nice things' — AITA for thinking the real victim was the pizza?