China invents 'social credit score' for dogs that tracks every single poop they take, AITA for thinking this is unironically a genius idea?
TL;DR: China's rolling out pet AI that logs your dog's bathroom breaks and fines you if they miss a designated spot, and Reddit's losing its collective mind over 'Big Brother for Beagles.' I'm sitting here like, 'Wait, this might actually fix the sidewalk minefield issue.' Am I the asshole for not hating this dystopian nonsense?