Chicago Bears Fire Matt Eberflus by Sending a Cease-and-Desist to His Own Hail Mary
In a move that has the NFL world collectively wiping its monocle, the Chicago Bears have officially fired head coach Matt Eberflus, but not before allegedly emailing him a cease-and-desist for his "aggressive use of prevent defense." The team cited a "philosophical disagreement" with his decision to let opponents score before the two-minute warning, calling it "a breach of the sacred art of incompetence." Meme historians are already comparing the press release to a divorce filing where one partner asks for the dog back but keeps the couch. The internet’s verdict? Eberflus is now the only man to be fired, ghosted, and meme-buried in a single afternoon. The Bears’ new coach search is reportedly being conducted via a Twitter poll.